A woman suffers from a painful headache and tries a new doctor.
He tells her to rub her temples and repeat "I have no
headache, I have no headache, I have no..." and amazingly
enough, the headache disappears after 5 min.
She then thinks, that the doctor might be able to heal her
husband who suffers from virility problems. The man visits
the doctor and when he comes home, he just said that he needed
5 min for himself in the bedroom. Afterwards, he had no problems
This goes on perfectly for quite some time until the wife
gets curious and listens on the bedroom door. She hears the
man repeat: "This is not my wife, This is not my wife, this