A Mover and A Shaker
Max gets a call from his girlfriend, Brenda. When she suggests doing
something romantic, Max doesn't like it and decides to call the whole
Brenda: Hi, Maxie. It's Brenda.
Max: Oh yeah, hey, how's it going?
Brenda: Sorry to bother you at
work, but I was thinking -
Max: Can you hold on there a sec,
babe? (Max talks to an intern) I told you I wanted these printed
in high definition colour, and put into plastic folders, not stapled.
You have to do it again…I know it's Friday. Life's a bitch. Sorry
Brenda: Well, this weekend is our
two month anniversary and I thought we might do something special.
Max: What for two months? Don't
people usually do this kind of thing on a yearly basis?
Brenda: I…I guess. I was just thinking…
Max: You know, babe, I don't know
about this anniversary stuff. It's like we're heading down the commitment
Max: I'm a mover and a shaker.
I can't be tied down by all this. I'll see you around. Later, babe.
Brenda: You'll what ?! Arggh! Asshole!