This time Max calls Tina, the girl he's been seeing, and he finds
himself on the flip side of a horribly familiar situation.
Max: Hey, hey. How's my favourite
Tina: Oh, hi, Max. I'm pretty good.
Max: Well, the long weekend's coming
up and I know this great little place down in the Virgin Islands.
I thought we might get away for a little bit.
Tina: You mean, like, a couple
Max: Well, you know, that's kind
of what couples do, right?
Tina: Yeah, but, I don't know.
Sounds pretty serious.
Max: I don't mean it like that.
Come on, it'll be great. Sunshine, nice walks on the beach, hammocks.
Tina: See, I don't know if I like
where this is going. I got to keep my options open.
Max: Keep your options open?
Tina: Yeah, you know. I mean, you're
great and all, but I just can't settle down with the first thing
that comes along. You understand. Anyway, have fun in the Cayman
Islands or wherever. See you around, Max. Bye.
Max: See you around, Max…Bye. Bye!
I don't believe this!